Saturday, December 9, 2017

Sniff and Sniff...



a few months back i had my first stranger's sweaty gym shirt sniffing experience... and i guess I'm back at it again... because... if a guy leaves his freshly seasoned gym shirt lying on the counter just beside me then hops in the the cubicle for a quick shower... how can i not take a sniff of his shirt right?

i mean... c'mon.. is it just me? or are guys just asking for it ?.... 

anyways... there have been these 2 guys who work at the gym as personal trainers... and i have seen them around for quite some time.. but they have never ever worn a tanktop... therefore.. i have never ever seen their pits before... 

one fine saturday i went to the gym at an awkward time around noon... just after finishing a mini shopping spree... and these 2 personal trainers just clocked in their shift and started working out... so by the time i finished my own exercise "moment" (because i don't really "work out"... like a real dude... i just have exercise "moments") ... i stepped in and out of the shower... and was just about to blow dry my hair...

personal trainer 1 (who i shall deem "Pompadour" due to his thick black manly head of hair)... comes on walking by.. sets his back pack down on the counter beside me... takes off his shirt... throws it on the counter... and hops in the shower...

.... and so i looked at his red t shirt... it was just staring at me... just calling out my name... "smell me colin"..."i need u to take me and sniff me now"... drawing me in like a moth to a flame... i then made sure nobody else was in the locker room area... and stole my first sniff... i didn't think... i didn't expect... i just went it straight for the under arm area... and was pleasantly surprised but also disappointed at the same time... because his scent was fully cloaked by a deo or body spray... and his eau naturale scent was no where to be detected...

he came out of the shower.. and i finally realized that i was seeing him shirtless for the first time... and he had beautiful chest hair... and a fine fine toned body...

he took out a deo roll... and swiped both his pits ... then took out a body spray... and spiffed each pit yet again... (which probably explains how he cloaked his own natural man scent away)... by doubling up on the pit perfuming....

so... this is a man... a real man... who just comes out of the shower... with a towel wrapped around his waist... roll on pits.. body spray... and some hair gel... and then he's set ...while i on the other hand... looking myself at the mirror... came out of the shower... fully clothed already... in my oversized red t shirt.. and black baggy knee length shorts... and daintily.. taking out a cotton pad... to apply clinique facial toner on my face... 

i really had no time to even feel insecure about myself... let alone... ironically make fun of the fact that ... he and me are 2 very different guys standing side by side in front of the counter mirror... (if i can even consider myself a guy ... really...)

and yes... if seeing him shirtless for the first time wasn't mesmerizing enough... i saw both his hairy pits too ! ( boy.. what i wouldn't do to be that deo roll-on of his...).. and just as he whisked himself away... never really knowing what magic he had sprinkled upon this virginal little boy... then comes in personal trainer number 2.... (who i shall deem "pretty eyes".. because man... does he have eyes which i could stare at like fORevEr...)

suddenly ... he barbarically strips off his shirt (just like tarzan)... then before i could process the fact that he actually had a 6 pack... (which you could never even tell under his t shirt at all!)...  he then stripped off his shorts... and revealed his "birds of paradise" rain forest design undies... (which creepy as it sounds... i know for a fact that he got from H&M)...  yes... i have a photographic memory...and remeber it clearly when i was there snooping around the men's undies section to look at all the gorgeous naked underwear male models on the boxes...

i didn't get to see his pit though... because my eye balls were probably having a mini seizure in my eye sockets... as i was trying to admire his 6 pac... but at the same time trying not to get caught by him by staring too obviously...

he then did a few mr universe poses and flexes checking out his own broad shoulders and rocking hard back...and that is when i just had to grab my things and go... for i don't know how much longer i could endure the mesmerizing overdose of raw man beauty face to mirror to body...

but just as i was on my way out... i heard that he hopped in the shower... and the water started running...

(sigh...)

so i made a U-turn... and set my things back on the changing room counter... and proceeded to "pretend" to blow dry my already fluffy blow dried hair... and noticed... he too... just left his grey t shirt on the counter... and saw very faint outline of a sweat stain on the under arm area... (i mean. like... where else am i possibly gonna be zooming in on? like... C'MON??)

and... so i stole a sniff of his manliness .... and just like "Pompadour"... "pretty eyes" also had no trail of obvious natural body odor... only a cover up of deo or cologne of some sort...

my god... is this what beautiful smells like? 

2 sniffs back to back.. yet it's so bittersweet that i don't have a man of my own .. to sniff his sweaty shirts whenever i want... where ever i want...

:-/ 
  

2 comments:

fantus said...

you are getting some action!!! Even manly men like to smell nice!!!

:P

N!LoC said...

That's all the action I can get

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