Monday, December 19, 2011

Not Good...




i know for a fact that i was "born this gay" ...but if i could blame someone for it.. i could hypothetically blame my mom...

this is my hypothesis:-

when i think about it... she made no secret of wanting to have a girl after giving birth to 2 boys back to back...i heard stories from cousins that my mom was always hoping for a girl when she was pregnant with me...and well..all i have to say is... be careful what your wish for ... because you just might get it..."just might"..

when i think about it..there was an incident when i was like 7 and my mom bought the KATHY SMITH and JANE FONDA aerobic vcds.(yes..ancient video compact discs)...and when i tried to watch them and try them out my mom stopped me and freaked out...and said "don't watch that!!!...it's not good!"...

what in the frickin hell?? i was so bloody confused...what was not good? trying to discover a healthy habit at an early age of keeping fit with aerobics?? or...... WATCHING KATHY SMITH DO POWER SQUATS IN HER TOOTH FLOSS LEOTARD?... (that incident took me quite a long time to figure out)....

when i think more about it...there was a time when the SPICE GIRLS ruled the world.. and i proclaimed my self as a SPICE boy for life... "GIRL POWER"!!!!....she at one point asked me as if it was such an unsolved mystery..."why do you only like girl singers...it's not good"???...like as if It was a "bad" thing...making me feel like i only liked "sexy female singers (keep in mind i was discovering all the pop goddesses of the 90's at that time..)PAULA JANET MARIAH WHITNEY TONI CELINE SHANIA FAITH ...

and if you are thinking ...(what?? CELINE?? SEXY???) ...there was this moment where i watched CELINE'S music video (immortality feat. the bee gees) and CELINE was wearing a low cut victorian pompous dress that showed the slightest hint of her HUMONGOUS BOOBIES (gotta be sarcastic)...and my mom said "don't watch MTV...it's not good"...

hmmm??? don't watch MTV...? or don't watch CELINE dress remotely sexy???

ok.. so let's round it up....

watching KATHY SMITH and JANE FONDA do squats in a leotard is "NOT GOOD"!!!

being a worshiper of the SPICE GIRLS is "NOT GOOD"!!!

seeing CELINE and all her seXXayyy with the bee gees is...(say it with me )

"NOT GOOD"!!!???

i also recall that she had a talk with me one day saying that having a girlfriend is not important (well ...at least she didn't say "NOT GOOD"!!!) because i guess she suspected that i was such a suave playboy ..because i always hung out with the girls in school..

gosh oh gosh....

i guess i don't blame my mom for me being gay.... i am who i am ...because i just am.....
but i'm just saying..... she didn't really paint a clear picture as to why girls in general were just...."NOT GOOD"????

but i know .... i like boys...boys are "VERY GOOD"!!! hmmmmmm

2 comments:

best online essay writing service said...

I do not agree with you that if your mom thought about the girl during pregnancy, you became gay due to that. It's your own habits and outlook that landed you into this situation.

N!LoC said...

Good to know

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