Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Love Muffin...



this is probably one of the best MARIAH parodies ever done..

back in 1999 ... when she was hot stuff...mad TV did a parody of her heartbreaker (remix) video and i have to say... that deborah wilson did a brave thing to strip down and imitate her...

the original music video features da brat and missy elliot and snoop dogg with a sleazy car wash...mud wrestling and you just can't help but get a little annoyed at the director who loves focusing the camera on her ample cleavage...

and the mad TV parody is actually a spoof of an MTV TRL request segment (remember that show?) ...with deborah wilson actually singing with bunch of drag kings playing dress up around her ...

the last part where she goes into that sustained 5th octave high note cracked me to tears ..LMFAO




Mariah Carey ~ Heartbreaker (Remix)






Mad TV ~ Love Muffin (Remix)

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Snap...


i spy... with my teeny little eyes... something beginning with a "T"....


my eyes going into crazy robo-cop vison

and if you answered TANK TOP.... then you are damn right...!!!

i actually feel kinda like a creep for photographically raping this guy with my camera phone (oh iphone how i love you so..) but he was just in front of me...and he was just standing there being all nonchalant sexy... unaware of who was behind him....

what was i supposed to do? .....(giggle giggle)

so i flipped out my iphone like one of those classic western shoot out movies....snapped a pic and posted it up on my blog... i kinda feel guilty... but hey.. i'm just doing my part as a humble humanitarian... spreading the beauty of this man... sigh....(faint)

well..all i can say is... lucky for him that i didn't rape him with my imagination... (someone could have gotten hurt...giggle giggle...)

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Burning Desire...



hoRny as hell...

i'm obsessing about xxx...

good xxx...

bad xxx...

dirrty xxx...

clean xxx...

romantic xxx...

primal xxx...

and the list goes on...

but i'm in a loooong distance relationship...i wanna get intimate but he's just not within my reach... and with every random guy that i see wearing a tanktop... i just yearn for it....for physical contact...

when i want something... i want it all...and i want it NOW!...and the desperate housewife in me is kicking into 5th gear.... the hornyness is way past the stage of (the rock woody in my pants) and the (frisky deviant fantasies in my head)...

i almost feel like a sexual predator...(gosh ... i think i watch too much LAW AND ORDER : SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT)

this feels like chasity...but i actually am allowed to jack off... but beating my wood is just not enough...

my flower is in full bloom and it's burning....LIKE HELL....

word of advice especially for people who are dating online and are in long distance relationships....

be prepared for the:-

wanting...

needing...

waiting...

---------**

yearning...

burning...

(f.y.i that's a line from a MADONNA song )

Friday, November 18, 2011

We Found Love...


if i was rihanna...

i would definitely take a totally different direction on the music video WE FOUND LOVE.. because once again i think that it's a complete waste to project a music video a bit too far into sex, drugs and getting high which totally takes out the simple melody of the beautiful song...

i actually don't mind her being all sexy and showing skin and letting it all hangout... but sometimes... it's just frustrating to see such a nice song being paired up with a suggestive music video...

i always had a love-hate kinda thing with rihanna... i still haven't accepted her in my temple of eternal worship of pop divas...

just when i was beginning to like her for ONLY GIRL (IN THE WORLD) ...she then comes out with cheesy annoying S&M....(i mean how many songs can u possibly sing NA NA NA ? ? ?)

hey...don't get me wrong..i do love my dose of kinky s&m but rihanna can churn out some of the nicest and crappiest songs at the same time that just makes me feel puzzled as to how the hell a song that annoying can be top 10 billboard hit? (f.y.i she is catching up with mariah with most hot 100 billboard no.1 singles)

MARIAH - 18

RIHANNA - 11

well....lady gaga's EDGE OF GLORY is another perfect example of a great song with a beautiful melody.. with a crappy latex "pretty woman" gone wrong music video that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever...

(sigh)....gone are the days of good ol' diva ballads and spice girls pop



Rihanna ~ We Found Love


Wednesday, November 16, 2011

I Had A Dream...



universal studios

i had a dream last night...

i dreamt that i was at universal studios... i'm not sure which one.. but i'm guessing the one in singapore.. because i have been dreaming of going back there all the time...

i went with 2 other guys..... my boifriend...and a blogger i follow online ... hmmm ...let's just call him "STEve urkel"

so... the 3 of us were lining up in the queue for some lame pony carousel ride...me and STEve urkel started talking about who was the bigger dare devil and he was boasting about how roller coasters don't scare him at all and if i recall correctly ... the exact words he said to me were ..."if you want to try that ride don't worry bout me....i'm in!"

and once we got to the entrance of the ride...the ticket guy told us to use the toilet before we get on the ride...

(here is where the weird part begins)...

my boifriend and STEve urkel went into the toilet with me then suddenly disappeared...i went into one of the cubicles and started to pee....just realizing that the cubicle walls were a tad to low and i could see what was going on in the next cubicle beside me...i was feeling insecure and shy because someone could possibly see me pee!!!

and as i started to pee... an old security guard in full navy blue uniform came into the next cubicle and started to pee....

i looked over to peek at him..and suddenly another old security guard with white hair suddenly popped up in a cloud of smoke and started to pee beside the other guard...IN THE SAME CUBICLE!!???

and as i was feeling more and more and more insecure while i was peeing.... i turned around to try look for STEve urkel and.... POOF.........

i woke up....

i don't know why i have so many recurring dreams in the past with "peeing" scenarios in toilets with extremely low cubicle walls... hmmm i guess it's because i always had a fear since i was young that someone was gonna  walk in on me peeing or just jumping over the cubicle wall to sneak a peek at my pee pee....

Monday, November 14, 2011

Chinese Boys...



chinese boys...
"boys... boys... all type of boys...black white puerto rican chinese boys...
wai tok' tai'ya toyo taia tai !...wa tok tai'ya toyo taiya tai !"  (missy elliot)

well....that wasn't exactly "chinese" missy elliot was rapping in her song WORK IT but i always love rapping along to that silly line...

hmmm speaking of chinese boys... i think i have a new found appreciation for the chinese flavour.. and just so you know.. i have always been physically drawn and attracted to the "caucasian" guy ever since i was young... don't know why...?

but i know for a fact.. that ever since i started dating my boifriend who happens to be a RICE QUEEN...(a homosexual male of non-asian descent who is predominantly attracted to asian males)...he has inadvertently opened my eyes as to how yummy chinese guys really are...

i started to notice this urge in me to check out chinese guys...their skin tone..their complexion..their sexy natural black hair...and honestly... chinese dudes are generally just so damm cute...there really is something so alluring about the "chinese boy" that keeps me intrigued...

if you are not asian... you might have a hard time telling the real difference between korean... thai or japanese... chinese... vietnamese from chucky-cheese :)

but all i can say is... there is a reason why my boifriend puts chinese boys at the top of his preference list...and i think i might have to reconsider my own preference list because i think i might have to do some re-arranging ..

this is not my coming out as "STICKY RICE"... (a homosexual asian male who is predominantly attracted to asian males) ... this is just me...liking all guys... all flavours...the whole enchilada...

i also like potatoes...but i'm no potato queen :)

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Match The Following...



 

i find it hard to believe that some of the things listed below were actually said to me by people close to me from all walks of my life...from the "confusing" childhood years...the high school "hell" days.. the "self discovering" college years..and even things that just happened fairly recently...

i won't point out who said what...(where is the fun in that? *giggle giggle* )...so just try and MATCH THE FOLLOWING statements to the possible people who said it...


with all the possible matches...even if you choose correctly or not... one way or another..it's a heart break 

*are you a girl or a boy ?

*don't be friends with him... he's abnormal...

*why did god even create you and put you on this earth!?

*don't make that face.. "you think your so handsome"?

*you're so emotionally cheap..no medicine can cure you...

*why do you always like girl singers?

*it's the way you dress...the way u walk...the way you talk...

*you're cute... but not that "kind" of "cute"...

***

close friend A (girl)*

college classmate (queen)*

extremely hot guy in a tanktop*

co-worker (girl)*

 my brother*

close friend B (girl)*

x classmate (guy) in high school*

my own mother*

Monday, November 7, 2011

Hallmark Moment...



the seed has been planted


"since we started hanging out... it's been one good thing after another...getting to know you has been so easy... so uncomplicated...so natural that it just feels right...some relationships have alot of drama but with us...things just click...we have so much in common and when we do find the difference...teasing each other is just part of the fun...i don't know where we'll end up... but i do know one thing...i like you for the person you are and our good times together for what they are...nothing more... nothing less...than the best carefree time my heart has ever known..."

by Catherine Slater


this is an excerpt from a hallmark card... thought it was really nice...


Friday, November 4, 2011

Mr. Firefighter Deux...



this is part 2 of the post..(so here is PART1 incase u missed it...)

***continued

and so i tip toed over there like a silent ninja...silent step by silent step... i just wanted to take a closer look at his body...i saw his smooth chest moving up and down breathing in and out ....i’ve never been this close to something so beautiful in my whole life??!!!...to be this up close and personal with a half naked man this early in my life...gosh it was as if i was dreaming...!

then without hesitation.. i moved my face closer and closer...i was drawn to him like a moth to a flame...my burning desire...(his right hand was tucked behind his neck exposing his shaved pit)

i made sure i held my breath so my exhale wouldn't interfere with my ninja like presence..

and as i was face to face with his exposed armpit... i took one deep...slow...and long breath in....

and iNhaLeD in all his manly ness ...(he just showered so his trace of manly pheromones was all clean and fresh...darn it!!!)

and if that wasn't enough... i felt greedy..and just needed to touch .... i needed to touch it... and so ... i slowly reached my hand out and ...well...i was running so high on adrenaline and what was going through my mind was...(if i touch him? and he wakes up?... i have to think of an exit plan?)


and so my excuse if he woke up was going to be just me wanting to wake him up to inform him that tutor lady was still not here yet!.. (good enough exit plan for me i guess)

and so...i did what i wanted to do....

touched him... skin on skin....i touched his exposed pit (it was orgasmic!!!)...then i layed my hand on his chest (it was euphoric!!!)....my hands as light as a feather and then HE made a MOAN!!!!...

but my hands were still glued to his chest ...

false alarm... (phew !!!)

and just like that...all good things must come to an end...

i heard lady tutor's car pull up out side and i quickly took my hand off him ...blew him a kiss....and tip toed back out of his bedroom ... and back to the dining table to open my books and pretend as if nothing happened at all...

i used to be such a horny little devil...(sigh)


Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Top 5...





the top 5 (non MARIAH) songs that were soundtracks to my life...


Vonda Shepard ~ Baby Don't You Break My Heart Slow



the ally mcbeal years..(sigh) such nostalgia...this was just another song that made me think about the "love games" someone played with me..and one PLAYER in particular played me oh so well..


***


Gloria Estefan ~ Your Picture



my very first crush in college..corny as it may sound... it might have easily been "love at 1st sight" with rob...it took me a good 3 yrs to completely forget about him... and this was the soundtrack of my 3 year "getting over you" season.


***


Mellisa Etheridge ~ Down To One



after countless online acquaintances and friendships with guys from all over the world... it would always end up void and this was the song that totally stopped me from going through the whole online dating thing ever again...but lucky for me... i never really stopped trying :)


***


Shakira ~ Underneath Your Clothes



when i was a horny little devil during my teenage years.. i would pass by beautiful guys and secretly rape them with my imagination...and this song was usually playing on my ipod when i "romantically" raped them...


***


Paula Abdul ~ Rush Rush



ahhhh the echoing coos of paula abdul and all her desperation... how could i not relate to a song about ..being dramatic.. and being needy ...and extremely impatient for desperately wanting a lover to "rush rush" to me??? till this very day i still abuse the repeat button when i listen to this song.
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