Thursday, September 29, 2011

Men Oh Pause...



in a few days.. it will be my birthday...and that only reminds me of how the years really do fly by and how "old" i really am...i definitely don't look my age... and i definitely don't FEEL my age....although my head seems to be popping out random strands of silver hair..

the last time i checked.. my boobs and butt are still in place and gravity hasn't tried to weigh them down yet...(thank god)
but one thing i've noticed this past year...that is just too obvious to ignore...is my lack of horny-ness...it's been on the decline ever since last december...

lets just say...if i was a car...

i would get a "tune up" online ...on a regular basis... i really did enjoy servicing myself....car..

but lately... i just don't have the urge to get a "tune up" that often ...sometimes i even get through a whole week without a car jackoff...and my record for (longest drought period) was 2 weeks ..close to 3....

(and please keep in mind that i don't send my car to a random hot guy for a one night stand  workshop for "servicing".....because i self service myself... i mean my car....

oh dear... am i going through menopause???... or how i like to spell it ... "MEN OH! PAUSE"

because i used to be such a horny little devil...but now i guess i just have to adjust to the natural changes that my body car goes through......(oh whatever.... giggle giggle)

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Dont Touch My Body...





touch my body?? i don't think so....

i've always been that way ..for some strange and quirky reason.. i don't like people touching me...

i hate shaking hands...(only because i give the most horrible "jelly fish" hand shake in the world)

i hate hugging... (only because..my whole body cramps up like a rigid broom stick when i get hugged)

i hate when people get too close to my face...(only because i don't want them to see my pores and all my other complexion imperfections)

i hate when i get a pat on the back...(because when i do... i try to shake shake shake shake "shake it off")

all this goes hand in hand with my other dysfunctional quirk...and that is i don't like showing my body...AT ALL..

the last time i wore a short sleeved T-SHIRT in public was back in 2003..and the last time i wore a tank top in public was when i was a kid riding my bike ..(it had support wheels so i guess it was a tri cycle )
and in grade school when we had to wear the usual yucky school uniforms... i kept fidgeting on my top shirt button.. because i felt that it was too.."low cut"....(lame ... i know...)..and i couldn't button it all the way up.. because when i did...i was called a "NERD" within a minute...

and when i dropped something on the floor... i would pick it up (with my hand holding my top button.. because i didn't want anyone to sneak a peek through my "low cut" shirt (lame..i know...)..all the girls laughed at me when they saw me do that....

i was soooo glad when i finally got to senior high ..thats when we started to wear ties...and while all the other boys (and some girls) in class all had that rugged loose collar and tie "cool" look going on .. i was one of the few that had my tie as uptight and secure as possible...

f.y.i. i also wore undershirts under my uniform ...because i always thought they were just a teeny weeny bit "see through" ..i didn't want to risk my nipples being outlined in broad daylight...(lame... i know...)

gosh.. now it all seems to sound sooo lame... but believe it or not.. i still do carry some of these strange quirks till this very day...i only leave the house in long sleeved buttoned up shirts...preferably made out of 2-ply cotton (and not too low cut)..usually in jeans...(never in shorts).....and not to forget my UV-ray shield skin primer with spf 50++

and as katy perry would sing....

"you need spf 45???....just to stay ...ALIVE???..."

that's a line from her song... "ur so gay"

.....how fitting ??
 
 

Sunday, September 25, 2011

WTF Moment...





i thought i could refrain from being a bitch and not post my whatsApp drama on my blog...but sometimes when drama gets too ripe.. it needs to be plucked... and freshly SQUEEZED!!!!

in my defense.... my iphone was on silent...and so i didn't hear any "ding dong" , "ring ring" or "brrrrr brrrrr" (thats translation for vibrate)...

and i did not see any questions asked ...only random ramblings..... unless "she" was expecting me to go..."ooo...ahhh...oh really?? oh wow?? ..."

some people think the whole world has to revolve around them.... gosh...

gimmie me a frickin break...

and yes... my aunt FLOW just visited yesterday....(thats translation for me having my period)

and yes... i need to go change my tampon now :)


Friday, September 23, 2011

Tweety Bird...



i was at a food court the other day in the mall.. sitting by my lonely self.. just taking my own sweet time finishing my meal and doing the usual rounds of day dreaming... and i picked a seat at the furthest spot in the corner waaaay back...

there was a little tweety bird that was unfortunately stuck flying about there trying to find a way out from the mall... that didn't phase me at all.. i tot that birdie brought a nice "nature" ambience to the food court...

and just as things always go in my life.... out of allllll the people that it could have flown over...it had to swing by MY! corner and make a round... just to drop some POOP on me!

i wanted to just stand up and look up into the heavenly skies and scream "WHY!!!!!"
seriously ...why ? ... why me?.... why does it always rain on me?? (in this case.... POOP!!)

i've had many instances where there was a cartoonish cloud of rain that was just only following me around ... just to pour on me.... i recall specifically... when i was going through my crazy CLUBBING days...(i used to party like paris hilton... because it was just sooooou hawt)

i was at this club.. the crowd was starting to fill the dance floor...and i dragged my gal friend to one of the podiums to do a little "bump and grind" ...i was having fun.. oh baby baby... then suddenly someone tapped my shoulder...

it was the bouncer... and he had this to say to me......

"ladies only"

(insert gasp!!!)

and i was escorted back to the ground with my tail tucked between my legs.. and my humiliated party mood shot dead... (f.y.i this happened at the center of the dance floor where everyone.. even the 2nd floor balconies saw the entire thing!)

and that little tweety bird that just pooped on me... just made me have a flashback of that whole drama...

isn't getting pooped on by a flying bird bad luck???..(sob sob)

Thursday, September 22, 2011

I Like Boys...



i don't quite miss the boyband era...but i do remember what they made me feel.. especially when you had to pick your favorite one out of the group.. and out of all the boy bands that i grew up listening to... only one stood out... and that "band" was O-TOWN...

this was the only group that all 5 boys totally and completely turned me on... because they were all my type!!! usually the recipe for a typical boyband would be...

~the hunky one
~the cute one
~the sensitive one
~the crazy one
~and the occasional gay one

but for O-TOWN... i got...

~the pretty angel faced HOT one
~the ethnic flavoured HOT one
~the skinny gangster HOT one
~the i'm so beautiful i even dare to wear an invisible tank top HOT one
~and the double dose of dark chocolate HOT one

they were all so un believably hot!!! and most of the times they were in tank tops.. (my kryptonite...ahhh!!)....

O-TOWN's biggest hit was a song called "liquid dreams"...and watching that music video always made me feel a little...err... how should i put it delicately......hmmmmmm...

O R G A S M I C !!!!!!!

i guess they call themselves "O" town for a reason....

f.y.i....i actually shed tears when i saw their 2nd music video "all or nothing"....simply because THEY WERE SO DAMM HOT!!!.....


O-Town
 
N Sync

NKOTB

BSB

98*


Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Iphone 5...




 "mirror mirror on the wall....will apple release iphone 5 by end of fall...?"

with the iphone .. i can be connected through WHATSAPP! 24/7... it's pratically the best chat app for a smartphone out there now and ever since i got mine.. it practically changed my life for the better! 2 of my gal friends have been bugging me to get an iphone ever since they got their iphone 3gs a couple years ago...and it was easy for them to brag because THEIR BOYFRIENDS were the ones who bought it for them..!!!

(f.y.i.both gals are no longer with their bfs) one strayed away and "fell out of love" and the other gal played the "game of love" too much untill her guy had enough and called it quits...but looking on the bright side... they both still have their iphones as freebies..(aswell as numerous louis vuittons and gucci)

i actually bought my iphone 3gs from one of them when she decided to upgrade to the iphone 4 and it was definately the best purchase of my life...!

ok, whats WHATSAPP ?

http://www.whatsapp.com/

i am connected all day everyday with them..what they have for lunch...they post a pic and show off some fancy shmancy restaurant they are eating at and give live updates about how she just had mind blowing sex with her new bf and how she did the 69 position and how she loved his pinkish dick as comparison to her last bf's dick skin tone...and sometimes i do actually feel sick and tired of them bitching and gossiping about other ppl and useless topics

so when i need some some piece and quiet..i just press the "silent" button...(which i do every night before i go to sleep) because those 2 bitches can be amzingly inconsiderate waking me up in the morning to start the daily gossip and prevent me from getting my beauty sleep (i know i sound like im bitching about them but.. i still love my WHATSAPP!!!)

another app that i'm dying to try out is VIBER!

http://www.viber.com/

free calls to anyone.. anywhere ..anytime!!! and with me and my boifriend doing the whole long distance / online relationship thing... this one will definately come in handy... once he actually upgrades his extinct palm pre to the iphone 5..

thats..... IF..... the iphone 5 actually gets released this year... i don't think i can wait any longer...


the waiting feels like chasity for me!!!!

Monday, September 19, 2011

About Me...

i'm trying to smile.....i swear...

i'm N!LoC and that is me...it took me an hour of camwhoring around and i probably snapped 50 or more pics and finally narrowed it down to the best 3...and i finally chose this one...

i'm an eternal  MARIAH fan who fell in love with her the moment i first heard "DREAMLOVER" on the radio...and when i heard "FANTASY" ... well you can say the rest is history...

i'm gay , single and always up for a mingle and still in the closet..(only came out to a few close friends recently) ...so in other words... i'm gay**(BETA version 1.0)

i have been writing since i was young and had many personal journals as a kid.. but i threw them all away one day because i had a "moment" where i thought i had to let go of my past and just look towards the present and future... so now i found a creative outlet in blogging and i actually think it's kinda voyeuristic to blog for the world to see.. and here are just some of the blog posts that tell you alot more about me :-






all your comments will be so greatly appreciated :-)


N!LoC



Sunday, September 18, 2011

Sexy Boy...

isn't it amazing how some boys can just grow up and blossom into some of the most beautiful things you have ever seen?

i was watching a promo about the season finale of TEEN WOLF and they showed a glimpse of some hot brunette guy held captive in some dark place which looked like an underground prison cell all tied up and getting tortured ... (F.Y.I any chance i get to indulge in some shirtless male bondage on cable tv... you can count me in!)

and it just so happened that i recognized this familiar face who is the main character in that show... i know i've seen him somewhere before... in some movie.. and i was right!... it was MAID IN MANHATTAN...and that little kid who played J.LO'S son is all grown up and is now equipped with solar panels on his stomach (solar panels = a 6 pack..and if anyone has more packs than that... i'll just call that a chocolate bar)

his name is TYLER POSEY...he was all cute and adorable in that MAID IN MANHATTAN movie..

yummy !!!
but if i could add one more adjective to describe him now...i would say...
yummy !!! (but this time i really do want to eat him...)
makes me wonder... will i ever transform into a beautiful swan or will i be the ugly duckling for the rest of my life... ?

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Im Coming Out ...





when i "came out" ... and started to step into the gay world i was at the wrong place at the wrong time and the WRONG everything....(this was just last december... but tecnically i did leak my sexual preference years ago)

i did tell 2 classmates in college ages ago that i liked boys...

and the next week...while they were talking about mariah and her big fake boobies... and wondered why i love mariah so much... they were teasing me saying that i love mariah because she is a sexy bitch who dresses like a slut...which was so true!! but... they were implying that i had a physical attraction to her watermelon sized boobies!

i said "hellou? didn't i tell u that i liked boys??"....and they said...

"i think you're BI .....not GAY"
wow... that was the first blow.. and it was low...someone telling me that they think they know my own sexual preference better than i do..

so .. that whole "coming out" was such a failure..i decided to abort "operation rainbow flag" and not show my true colors to anyone anytime soon...

and so i stepped back in to my closet... if only for a few more years....(half a decade to be precise)

i never had the intention to "come out" ever again.. but i did eventually....

but that's a whole nother drama...


Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Ice Cream And Rainbows...


chirp chirp..tweet tweet...


my life has never been rainbows and butterflies...

i am the youngest sibling of 3 and was probably the most pampered and spoilt out of the bunch... but that's where the rainbows and butterflies end...everything from school (prison)...friends (backstabbing snakes)...and crazy parents (crazy parents) ... its a whole drama ..but life became much more dramatised after i went off to college..

i was trying to find myself...go through the passage of life... and experience things good and bad and hope it would help make me grow as a person...but all i can remember are the bad stuffs...the icky experiences... uurghh!

remember when mariah had her ice cream and rainbows breakdown in 2001? ... who knew that i was on the verge of having one myself... but unlike her... i never had a BREAKTHROUGH moment.. i just had a DYING FLOWER phase...and that phase dragged on for most parts of the last decade...

so many things happend to me through the years that could have possibly been a screen play on an episode for UGLY BETTY or a scene for MEAN GIRLS...and i sometimes wonder how the hell did i ever get through that phase?

well ... the whole "IT GET'S BETTER" campaign thingy certainly has some truth to it... because it really does get better... and it kinda did for me.. (im thinking it could be a bit more better than better ... but better is still better than nothing)

and that's why i named this blog ~Ice Cream And Rainbows~ because life isn't always pretty.... life can be A PAIN IN THE @SS and sometimes i do really just want to...

" go to the beach ...look at rainbows....and eat ice cream..."

...(and ride on my flying unicorn)

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