Saturday, May 26, 2018

Don't Mess With Fate...



i had this silly little plan that i came up with recently...

because i was going to see MARIAH for the 3rd time this lifetime... and i wanted to "push what fate doesn't have in store for me and nudge it my way"... 

or so i thought.... because apparently... you can't mess with fate... because if it's not in your cards... somehow .. someway...  it will be made known to you... sometimes in a very direct way or more subtlety  just so you get the hint...

see... i bought 2 tickets to see MARIAH in singapore for the end of the year...  1 for me.... and another for "someone"... and that someone was supposed to be a buyer who would also be a MARIAH fan just like me....going to the concert alone... 

the last time i saw MARIAH... my girlfriend bailed on me and so i had to scramble and sell off my extra ticket online... and to my surprise... selling a concert ticket online was a hot commodity... i had a number of interested buyers.... and im pretty sure most of them were gay guys... from all walks of life..

i ended up selling off my extra ticket to a girl who was desperate as the other buyer (a presumed gay guy) wanted 2 tickets instead of 1...  but this time around... things are much more different and i am just finding out about it now...

there are so many more rules and regulations about selling off concert tickets... but the big bang of it all was that i could only sell my extra MARIAH concert ticket in singapore...... "IN SINGAPORE"....

(FYI... i don't live in singapore)... so at the moment... my extra concert ticket is on sale in the malaysian market... and what makes that so redundant is... that MARIAH will also be going to have a concert in malaysia too ! but of course... me being me... i would never even consider seeing her in malaysia...

why ?.... malaysia is a muslim country... so MARIAH and her boobies and her sexy diva outfits... ( well i'm sure u get my dirft)...

so... it seems that come november 2018.... i might be stuck with an extra ticket on hand... and worst case scenario... i might have to drag my mom to the concert with me.... and she ain't much of a MARIAH person... oh dear lord...

sigh... sometimes i just wonder... why do i still bother trying?

:-(



Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Adventures Of Gym Shirt Sniffing...



i remember doing a post called ADVENTURES OF TANKTOP SNAPPING awhile back... and it got me thinking...

i haven't been taking snaps that much anymore... i guess it's just ... like... ya know.. "whats the point?"... i mean its just a picture... i cant do much with a picture... i want the real thing... and so... i have realized that i have been actually  taking one step closer towards the real thing...

and that is... of course... SNIFFING !

see.. ever since i joined a gym... (one year plus and counting) ... i have seen my fair share of tanktops... shaved pits... hairy pits... and the ever so rare sweaty pits... but i have been courageously sneaking secret ninja sniffs of random guys sweaty gym shirts in the locker room...

and i can do this only when they are in the shower... or sauna.... when they leave their freshly seasoned gym shirts laying around unattended ...



and just today... i was at it again... only this time... some guy must have left his gym shirt on the dressing counter and totally forgot about it... cuz there was nobody else in the locker room!!! .. i checked all the shower stalls... both toilets... both changing rooms... and even peeked into the sauna room... 

NO ONE else was here.... and so... that navy blue shirt on the dressing counter was definitely LOST AND FOUND property...lost by some  forgetful guy (god bless his soul) ... and found by YOURS TRULY... :-)

and so... what happened after that realization... was just me... sniffing the beejezzus out of the shirt... underarm seam of course... and with each sniff... i felt a semi permanent smile growing on my face... my eyes rolling to the back of my head yet again... (always happens when i sniff)...

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff.....and sniffffffed some more...

took a shower... and sniffed yet again.... i honestly must have sniffed the molecules out of the underarm seam... it smelled so deep... but not so deep... attractively wholesome... in an almost exotic way... (i could only try to imagine who's shirt i was actually sniffing)... 

but i guess i'll never know... 

or will i ???

hmmmmm....

Saturday, April 21, 2018

3rd Time's A Charm...



i would have never thought that i would get to see mariah 3 times in this lifetime... but the 3rd time is going to be a charm...

** i am going to push what fate doesn't have in store for me.... and nudge it my way...
** i am going to try and make something happen...
** and mariah in singapore might just help me achieve that...

(watch this space for what is to happen...)

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